Boston – Friday, September 5
Published 2008-05-21 02:10
 
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Sharon pours on the ‘Charm’

Paltrow 
 
Paltrow 
 
Cannes-do attitude

Gwyneth Paltrow poses during a photocall for U.S. director James Gray’s film “Two Lovers” at the 61st Cannes International Film Festival yesterday in France. We wonder if she’s bumped into her ex, Brad Pitt, at the Cannes snack bar. Awkward!  

 

GOSSIP. Remember the disaster that was VH1’s “Charm School,” where the lovely ladies of “Flavor of Love” tried to learn some class but really just ended up in various skank wars? Well, our national nightmare isn’t over yet. The VH1 execs have green lit another installment of “Charm School,” this time with the demure contestants from “Rock of Love with Bret Michaels” being taught dignity by none other than Sharon Osbourne.

We think this is a great team-up. In between lectures on which fork to use, Sharon will dispense some advice on how to leech onto a fading rock star has-been and pretend to like it for a fleeting slice of fame and a checking account that actually works.

We kid! Ozzy isn’t a has-been. In fact, he’s the only one we’ve written about so far who doesn’t make our stomachs turn. And he’s the one who bit off the head of a bat.

 
 


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