Trista and Ryan are 5 years late

GOSSIP. According to Life & Style magazine, the first reality show couple (and maybe the last?), Trista and Ryan Sutter, are meeting with none other than Martha Stewart to collaborate on a new TV series. “The details are still being hashed out, but it has to do with fixing up houses,” reports the mag.

Fixing up houses, huh? This would have been a great idea if it were, say, 2002. But as you might have read, the current  housing situation in this country is about as appealing as Larry King in a bathtub covered in baby oil. Maybe Trista and Ryan could do a show about how to curl up in a corner and rock back and forth because your housing investments have gone totally bust?

Actually, we have a feeling it could work if Ryan took his shirt off for most of the rocking. Yeah, we’d watch that.

Country cheatin’
So, we’ve been kinda mum about Shania Twain getting divorced from her husband of 14 years, Mutt Lange, because it just seemed totally ’90s. But then we saw that some mags are reporting the reason for the split is because Mutt was cheating on Shania with their married manager of the couple’s chateau in Switzerland.

So we have just one thing to say to Mutt: You’re an idiot. You should never, ever cheat on a country singer. Think about it: Do you know how many songs she is going to sing about your cheating, stereotypical a-- for the rest of your life? Plus, Mutt totally rhymes with “butt.” You’re done for, buddy.