Shia’s first celebrity smackdown

GOSSIP. Maybe all that “Indiana Jones” money has finally gone to his head, but Shia LeBeouf is already waving the “acting is an art form” flag. “Being a celebrity is rubbish. If you’re doing films just for that, you’re in the wrong business,” the Beef told ShowbizSpy.com. “Just go on a reality TV show and wear really hot pants to an awards show and you’re a celebrity.” Now, we’ve seen Shia at some awards shows, and we really think he’s not giving his pants enough credit. Or maybe he just thinks “really hot pants” is the same as “hot pants.” But things really got hairy when the new Short Round discussed how starring in low-budget indie fare such as “Transformers” and “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” is about the art, man. “I could have cashed in and done a movie like ‘Agent Cody Banks,’ but that wasn’t my route, and it’ll never be my route.” Hot d---, homeboy is calling out Frankie Muniz! It’s a diminutive former sitcom star throwdown! Seriously, though, who calls out Frankie Muniz?

Take that, wedlock
Best-selling author Jenna Jameson is jumping on the whole child-out-of-wedlock bandwagon. “I think I’m going to stay unmarried and just go for the babies,” Jameson, who starred in “Where the Boys Aren’t 15” and “Where the Boys Aren’t 16: Dark Angels,” told Us Weekly. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps.” Clearly, Jolie’s true legacy will be keeping adult film stars away from the altar.