Look out, she’s too hard to handle

GOSSIP. “Vanity Fair” model Miley Cyrus is giving her handlers another aneurysm. The 15-year-old “Hannah Montana” star (who by our calculations is still a good year or two away from her first pregnancy scare or rehab stint) recently told Top of the Pops magazine that she’s “too much” for guys to handle.

“I can’t be quiet and cute for boys,” she said. “I have to be a bit crazy.”

First off, we assume that by “boys” she means “Walt Disney Co. executives.” Also, what, in the vast Cyrus-verse, qualifies as “a bit crazy”? Miley also went on to say that while she once had a major crush on Jesse McCartney (ask someone younger than 17), she’s no longer eyeing any other celebrities because “they’re all getting old.” Ouch.

When asked to comment on the comments, Disney’s public relations team said, “Miley who? Never heard of her. But did you hear the adorable thing Demi Lovato did this weekend? With the puppy? She’s so age-appropriate. And wasn’t she great in ‘Camp Rock’?”

Always good to stretch first
The British press is spilling Michael Madsen’s hotel-trashing warm-up secrets. Earlier this month, Madsen was rushed to the hospital after a violent outburst at the Dorchester Hotel in London, a high-profile luxury lodging that shows Madsen really is at the top of his erratic-celebrity game. But then the Sun had to go and report that shortly before hitting London, Madsen trashed a suite at the St. David’s Hotel in Wales.