America’s most famous twins born on the Fourth of July?

GOSSIP. The world is about to get way more beautiful by two — The Associated Press is reporting that, yes, the World’s Most Famous Pregnant Woman™, Angelina Jolie, will soon be going back to her old moniker, The World’s Most Famous Woman™. The actress has checked into the maternity ward in the south of France. According to Nadine Bauer, a spokeswoman for the Lenval Hospital in Nice, Jolie is fine and healthy.

We’ll fill you in tomorrow if there is anything more to report. We really don’t want to give you a blow by blow of her birth process. It’s like when husbands videotape their wives screaming and forcing their kids out of the uterus. That’s just uncalled for. No one wants to see (or hear) about that. Let’s just leave it at as a beautiful mystery, shall we?

True blue?
Is the married Alex Rodriguez flexing his, well, rod around town? If Us Weekly is to be believed, then yes. The mag reports in its newissue, on newsstands today, that he’s been visiting Madonna (who might or might not be getting a divorce) at her Central Park West apartment. Fueling the gossip fire is the fact that A-Rod popped up at her concert in NYC and Madonna was seen, in his seats, at a Yankees game on June 22. Her publicist refuted the rumors yesterday stating that the two have the same manager and have met, but that was all.

Ugh. The woman goes from speaking in a fake English accent for the past few years to boning a Yank. We wish she’d get her feelings about this country straight.