A knock on Wood ... and a hussy daughter

GOSSIP. As you may have heard, 61-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist Ron Wood recently walked out on his wife of 23 years, took up with 18-year-old Russian cocktail waitress Ekaterina Ivanova, then checked himself into rehab.

Needless to say, he’s had a busy week. So what could make it even better?

How about the girl’s mother, Irina, chatting with the Daily Mail about the relationship. And what does Mama Ivanova have to say? Mostly that her daughter is a big fat liar. And a slut.

But first things first: Are they in love? Says Irina: “She doesn’t say, ‘I love him.’ She will only say, ‘I like him.’ But I know my daughter and I think yes, she loves him.”

OK, but did they do the old Ruby Tuesday while hiding out in Ireland? Little Ekaterina says no, but Mom says, “[She] told me, ‘Believe me, mother, I have done nothing wrong.’ But she is my daughter. I know her voice, I know the intonation that she was lying to me.”

Dude, Ekaterina, your mom just called you a lying hussy. How does it feel? To be on your own? Like a complete unknown? Like a... you get the idea.