But seriously, are these kids hot enough?

GOSSIP. Suri Cruise, 2, tops Forbes.com’s “Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots.” Yes, that means she’s “hotter” than Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s kids (Shiloh, 2, ranked No. 2; Zahara, 3, popped in third place and Pax made it to No. 4). Other tots that were hot enough to be listed in this terribly gross survey are Cruz Beckham, son of David and Victoria Beckham; Matilda Rose Ledger, daughter of Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger;Sean Preston Federline, son of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline; and David Banda, son of Madonna and Guy Ritchie.

Seriously people, when they start doing polls on “Hollywood’s Sexiest Pre-Teens,” we’re totally quitting.

Kelly Osbourne is off the market

Kelly Osbourne, 23, is getting hitched to her boyfriend, model Luke Worrall, 18, it was revealed on his Facebook page.  Britain’s The Daily Mail reports that Worrall changed his online relationship status to “engaged to Kelly Osbourne.”

She’s 23? And he’s only 18? Yeah, that’s totally going to work out.