US – Friday, July 30
Published 22:10, July the 1st, 2009
 

The Beckhams’ island getaway

 GOSSIP. According to the Sun, David Beckham is planning a trip to Necker Island, Richard Branson’s private island hideaway, to celebrate his 10th wedding anniversary with Victoria Beckham. And the best part? It only costs $51,000 a night to have the whole island to themselves.

Before you shake your head at this sum, just think — what is $51,000 a night when you can make sure your wife can continue her diet of sand and chewing on banana leaves for sustenance? God forbid he takes her to a restaurant like a normal person — she might be forced to be in the same room as a piece of bread.

Divorce sells!

Jon and Kate Gosselin should get divorced all the time. Only 2.4 million viewers tuned in for Monday’s episode of “Jon & Kate Plus 8,” down 77 percent from 10.6 million for their “divorce” episode.

Sigh. It really is quite impressive how much we love to watch other people’s misery, isn’t it?

 
 
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MMMpod
In the July MMMpod, Young Veins talk about breaking away from Panic! at the Disco, Keith Lockhart talks about Buckwheat Zydeco throwing the Boston Pops for a loop, Zooey Deschanel talks about how Roy Orbison inspired a She & Him song, Derek Miller of Sleigh Bells talks about how awesome Funkadelic is, and we talk about how awesome Jimmy Cliff is, who in turn talks about Sam Cooke and divine intervention. An explosive show for July! Oh yeah, and we also test your knowledge of America songs in the MMMPod medley.







 
 
 
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