GOSSIP. According to the Sun, David Beckham is planning a trip to Necker Island, Richard Branson’s private island hideaway, to celebrate his 10th wedding anniversary with Victoria Beckham. And the best part? It only costs $51,000 a night to have the whole island to themselves.
Before you shake your head at this sum, just think — what is $51,000 a night when you can make sure your wife can continue her diet of sand and chewing on banana leaves for sustenance? God forbid he takes her to a restaurant like a normal person — she might be forced to be in the same room as a piece of bread.
Divorce sells!
Jon and Kate Gosselin should get divorced all the time. Only 2.4 million viewers tuned in for Monday’s episode of “Jon & Kate Plus 8,” down 77 percent from 10.6 million for their “divorce” episode.
Sigh. It really is quite impressive how much we love to watch other people’s misery, isn’t it?